Thursday, July 14, 2011

Army of Bitches!

That's right I have an Army of Bitches that I have to
 lean on. When I'm feeling down or even  happy, I gather my "army of bitches" to stir up some trouble..
If you ever see me with any of these ladies, watch out, some shit is to be had..



My troops..


Sergeant Kat
Code Name: Katmonster or Katastrophe

She's the one who will tell me straight up (insert name here) was a loser/ugly/not worthy of me. She gives me tough love when I find myself "slipping" and gathering an ego (judging, acting out). She kicks my ass when I need it kicked and keeps me in check.






Chaplain Lindsay
Code Name: LC

She says profound and spiritual things. She has the ability to guide me to my "logical" place with her wisdom when I'm falling off the deep end. She reminds me that there are worse things out here than I’m dealing with, or thinking about.





Private Kelly
Code Name: K2 (I'm K1)

Private Kelly is (maybe) my biggest defense against Douchebags. She lets me go off on anyone and be Judger Mc Judgerton, won't offer a lot of advice, but gives me a lot of sympathy. And as a result, I end up working through a lot of crap just by talking her ear off eternally.. She understands the 12 yr old in me, because she’s got kids of her own.





Foot Soldiers aka My Girls:


All my girlfriends. They are at my back, will "kill" if asked, are my secret, covert spies and seem to always keep me informed and vice versa! I love them all!

thanks ladies...! XOXO
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