Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Guest at the Gym


I went with Kelly to Lifetime to go lift the other day. No biggie, she’s allowed to have guests come with her..blah, blah, blah…
I sign in, name, city, state, phone number etc…we get this young girl who; in all fairness was beautiful. Short platinum blonde hair, tight outfit, fantastic shoes, great figure… I’d have sex with her and I’m a chick!
She comes up to the counter, leans into it showing us her “stuff”, asks if we are going to have a great workout and talks about the great workout she had today. Kelly and I just look at each other…I’m thinking “are you fucking kidding me?” We talk to her briefly and she then calls me “Kami”, I correct her and continue to talk…we walk down a hall to her office and she’s asking Kelly and I if we know someone that is employed by the same company. The name sounds familiar but I remind the girl that several thousand employees work there so...
She checks to see the last time I was in a Lifetime, for I used to be a member once. She proceeds to spell my name incorrectly 3 times (my paperwork with my name on it was in front of her) and continues to call me Kami. I correct her all times, and make a gesture prompting Kelly to tell her that I’m not interested in a membership just to workout and we start to leave the room. The girl apologizes to us and we leave…

As we are walking down the hall Kelly starts laughing telling me that I sure do get irate with dumb people. Granted, the girl was very pretty but dumber than a box of hair…Nothing like making someone feel important by not only forgetting their name but then to spell it improperly several times, even though the spelling was written down, in print, in front of her!
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