Sunday, September 28, 2008

Text from the Ex

K: FYI-I'm out running...
P: What are you running from?

K: Bandits. They want my cake.
P: at the edge of the kingdom again?

K: Yep, they're at the fence line. Go GET THEM!
K: Damn! Lost a shoe!!!

P: Glass slippers are expensive..

K: No Shit! 111,100 shillings. I might have to sell a goat!

P: Lucky the kingdoms currency ain't worth much...

K: WHAT?! Since when?

P: The King's kingdom is in the pooper...

K: I'm sooo going to have to find another place to live. I can't live properly without shoes!!!!

P: Shrug

K: I just CAN'T you, KER!
Then I fell over a tree stump and into a puddle, chest first....

Now playing: Пётр Ильич Чайковский - Sleeping Beauty (Waltz) (Czech Symphony Orchestra feat. Tinor Zubitz)
via FoxyTunes
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