Sunday, April 08, 2007

The Princess

I was passed this via e-mail and have changed it bit……enjoy my little twist on it!!!

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, in a land far away, right between OZ and Narnia, but just below Middle Earth…lived a beautiful, fiercely independent, smart, politically active, self-assured princess. Known to all as Princess Butterquap.

One day she happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle and about whether or not she should invest in new spangled chains for the dungeon. Silver is so last century!

The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: " Hey Princess, I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am, and then, we can marry, live together in your castle, with my mother, my illegitimate kids, where you can make our meals, clean my clothes, bear me more children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog legsseasoned in a white wine,and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: “Ummm, I don't freakin’ think so, besides think of all the germs!” Snap!
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