Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Signs That I'm getting Old

1. I put my hands on my hips and sigh at the stupidity of the youngsters these days.
2. I think 10 pm is late.
3. My mother had a 14 year old, a 12 year old and a 4 year old at my age.
4. I off handedly call most people who are 30 years old and under-“kids”.
5. I’ve been considering the health of my arches lately-especially when running.
6. I use cosmetics with “wrinkle” in the title.
7. I get bigger as I age.
8. I heard several noises when I stood up. And, ummmm I’m not telling you what they were.
9. "Things" are starting to fall.
10. I’ve been considering plastic surgery.

* stolen from Meg
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